Friday, September 5, 2008

Download - Bec Cartwright's album

This is for the couple of people who have requested a re-upload.

Hope you enjoy and sorry it's taken me a few weeks to get around to it!

xx

http://www.zshare.net/download/18229268b6ed3052/

I finally got my pic with a slutified Delta

YAY! I love me some Delta, I make no secret of it, but I've been seriously getting annoyed that I haven't gotten a pic with Delta since the release of the latest album, with her all new sex-kitten look.

Carla Bonner proves what a nobody she truly is


First off, what kind of "celebrity" would fly Jetstar and then whinge and complain that her bags are over the baggage limit.

Yes, good old Carla Bonner or as most people know her as "Stephanie Scully" caused a scene at Melbourne airport this week when she threw a tantrum because Jetstar staff refused her to board a plane as her carryon luggage was over the limit. And rightly so. Limits are there for a reason darling.

Anyway, I had quite a giggle over the thought of her throwing a hissy fit. I wonder if she pulled out the "Do you know who I am?!" line. Although I kind of feel sorry for her that her romantic getaway to Newcastle or wherever it was ended up being cancelled, but still...

Kylie Minogue - X Tour 2008



So Kylie's gotten off her ass and announced an "Australian" Tour, yes, Melbourne and Sydney really counts as "Australia" but nevermind, at least we should be greatful she's actually coming to Australia.

Tickets go on sale on Monday September 8th through ticketek. Dates are as follows (with more no doubt to be announced)

Sunday December 14th - Acer Arena, Sydney
Friday December 19th - Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne

Monday, July 28, 2008

Remembering: Scott Cain


As sad as it is, I'm going through a Scott Cain revival at the moment, so in all seriousness, lets begin shall we?

Scott Cain was the third winner of Australian Popstars. Like his predecessors Bardot and Scandalous, he was doomed for failure, all though "I'm Moving On" is quite the popstastic gem, unfortunatly for him he was moving on down towards the bottom of the charts!

However, my favourite moment in Scott's short-lived career is his ode to Hilary Duff, in which the Duffster's lookalike looks more like Britney!



Truly, the lyrics are pure genius, and seem as though they were written by a 10yo, yet somehow kind of seem almost stalkerish...

Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff!
I watch her all the time on the tv and stuff,
I'd send you flowers if I knew where you live?
I'd give you presents if I knew what to give?
I love you as Lizzy, you make me Dizzy everytime!


Anyway, the point is, it's a crime that his career was so tragically cut short... and at least we know he's now making an honest living working at Harvey Norman in an outter Melbourne suburb, as reported in the Melbourne Herald Sun . Who knows, he may still have that signed photo of him on display!




DOWNLOAD: SCOTT CAIN - I'M MOVING ON

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Delta Goodrem announces Australian Tour!



About time too, I may add, however, it seems the dates have been pushed back as earlier in the year she said she'd be touring Australia in November but now we have to wait until January next year to see her live.

HMPH.

Still, better late than never. At least I got to check out her "A Night With Delta" gig back in March, so I've had my yearly dose of live Delta.

Concert dates for Delta Goodrem's 2009 Believe Again tour are:

January 9 - Civic Theatre, Newcastle

January 12 and 13 - State Theatre, Sydney

January 16 and 17 - Hamer Hall, Melbourne

January 24 - Royal Theatre, Canberra

January 27 - Convention Centre, Brisbane

January 30 - Adelaide Entertainment Centre

February 3 - Perth Kings Park



Tickets go on sale August 21st

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Happy 70th Birthday Bert Newton!



Happy Birthday Bert Newton! One of Australia's true icons, and IMO the TRUE King of Television! People such as Bec Hewitt should be greatful at sharing their birthday with such a fabulous icon. All I get is that bitch from the Seekers and Tom Cruise, which sucks majorly.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Random Download: Euphoria - Total Euphoria



Release Date: 1992

Singles: Love You Right, One In a Million, Do For You, I Will Never Leave You

01 The Power (Intro)
02 Love You Right
03 One In A Million
04 Do For You
05 The Power
06 Move Me
07 I Will Never Leave You
08 Wheels In Motion
09 Because Of You
10 Keep On Coming
11 Show Me The Way
12 Save Your Loving
13 Baby I Want It (featuring Young MC)


DOWNLOAD TOTAL EUPHORIA

Updates Galore!

Sorry for the lack of posts over the last few weeks. To be honest, I haven't been bothered.

I'll begin with my latest celeb pics, which were taken at the Vanessa Amorosi gig which I went to a few weeks back. Ness rocked out and I seriously want to go again. I almost had multiple orgasms at meeting Molly Meldrum too. For a faghag like myself, I often get moist at the encounters of gay icons.




And Vanessa is love too. If you haven't had a chance to check out her tour, I urge you all to do so, because she knows how to rock it. Be prepared to wait like 2hours for her to get on stage, by the time she came on it was after 10pm and I was ready to throttle someone.



BABY NEWS!



I'm so excited by this news. My favourite girl, Bec Hewitt has announced she's knocked up again! YAY for Bec n Mia. I couldn't give a shit about Lleyton honestly, it's all about the girls. I'm so excited for Bec, I LOVE her. Anyway, bubs will be due in January, so Mia is going to have a little brother or sister. I just hope that bubs doesn't arrive mid-way through the Australian Open!



Also, Nicole Kidman has given birth to baby Sunday Rose... poor kid, I imagine she'll get teased once she starts school.


TOUR RUMOURS
Kylie will be hitting Australian shores in December for a bunch of concerts. Also, Delta's supposed to be touring in November. I just wish the girls would hurry up and announce dates!

TERRI WINS BIG BROTHER 2008!
Personally, I despise BB, yet I do find myself watching it on occasions, usually during Home and Away adbreaks, and have fallen in love with Grandma Terri, obviously Australia did to, as she walked away with the $250,000 prize money.

Last night I was celebrating as it was the final ever BB, thankfully it won't be returning next year. WOOHOO!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Natalie Bassingthwaighte bids farewell to the Rogue Traders



This makes me sad as I LOVE the Rogue Traders. Anyway, Nat's pissing off to persue a solo career and try and make it big in America.

Hopefully, she won't be hosting any TV shows for awhile. Her performance as host of So You Think You Can Dance Australia was dismal and she needed a kick in the ass.

Personally, I'd love her to return to Neighbours! Afterall, who could forget the fabulous storyline, that led to this explosion!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

bronze statue of Nick Cave at Warracknabeal could rival the dog on the tuckerbox


A BIG bronze statue of Nick Cave might soon look down on Warracknabeal, just like the rock singer.

While mocking his birthplace as conservative and strangely lawless, Cave has long sought a statue.

The one he favours would show him bare-chested on a rearing stallion.

And after a new approach to the council, what seemed like a joke is gaining traction.

The council says it will look at the proposal and dares him to go the whole hog and build a 50m-high Nick Cave with a viewing platform.

Cave, famed for fronting seminal rock bands the Birthday Party and the Bad Seeds, has told a local paper he has already invited celebrity friends to the unveiling.

"Russell Crowe, my mate, has promised to attend," he told the Wimmera Mail Times by email. "Snoop Dogg, a rapper, says he'll come if they let him into the country.

"Kylie Minogue said she wouldn't miss it for the world; she even promised to wear her gold lame hotpants."

Yarriambiack Shire Mayor Andrew McLeod said the statue could be an added tourist attraction to the town.

Mr McLeod said the town, population 2600, had "a dry creek bed and a few dry lakes" for attractions.

He said the town wouldn't pay for a statue but "if he's internationally known, you'd say he'd be making more money than me".

Cave said the Warracknabeal statue would make Gundagai's Dog on the Tuckerbox pale by comparison.

He wants it on a roundabout, but the only one spare is earmarked for a statue of a dingo and her pups.

"I ask you, what could be more indigenous to Warracknabeal than me?" Cave complained to the paper. "I was bloody born there."

Shire chief executive Ray Campling said latest indications were that the Cave camp was serious.

"Why not go the full hog and erect a 50m statue of Nick riding a horse?" he said. "You could have a tourist information booth and people climbing up the horse's neck and viewing out of the nostrils."

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Vanessa Amorosi hits the road for her 'Somewhere in the Real World' Tour!


YAYNESS!

This makes me very, very excited, as Vanessa's new album totally rocks! I just hope she pulls out all the stops and we get to see her rocking out to 'Absolutely Everybody', that'll totally make my night!

The dates are as follows, but check out vanessaamorosi.com.au for more details, like how to buy. I'll be rocking it at Ness Ness (as she's affectionatly known as, amongst certain people) next Friday night. Weeee!

Saturday 21 June 2008 Discovery, Darwin, NT
Thursday 26 June 2008 Regent Multiplex, Ballarat, VIC
Friday 27 June 2008 Trak Centre, Melbourne, VIC
Saturday 28 June 2008 Chelsea Heights Hotel, VIC
Wednesday 02 July 2008 Oxford Art Factory, Sydney, NSW
Thursday 03 July 2008 Rooty Hill, Sydney, NSW
Friday 04 July 2008 South Sydney Juniors, Sydney, NSW
Saturday 05 July 2008 Waves Nightclub, Wollongong, NSW
Sunday 06 July 2008 Southern Cross Club, Canberra, ACT
Tuesday 08 July 2008 The Troubador, Brisbane, QLD
Thursday 10 July 2008 Kedron Wavell, Brisbane, QLD
Friday 11 July 2008 The Sands Tavern, Sunshine Coast, QLD
Saturday 12 July 2008 Twin Towns, QLD
Sunday 13 July 2008 Coffs Harbour Ex-Services Club, QLD
Wednesday 16 July 2008 Orange Ex Services Club
Thursday 17 July 2008 World Youth Day Concert, The Rocks, Sydney, NSW
Friday 18 July 2008 Revesby Workers Club, Sydney, NSW
Saturday 19 July 2008 Doyalson RSL, Doyalson, NSW
Tuesday 22 July 2008 The Gov, Adelaide, SA
Thursday 24 July 2008 Inferno Nightclub, Traralgon, VIC
Friday 25 July 2008 Hotel Shoppingtown, Melbourne, VIC
Saturday 26 July 2008 Ferntree Gully Hotel, Melbourne, VIC
Sunday 27 July 2008 Hallam Hotel, Melbourne, VIC


I also youtubed Vanessa's support act, because I've never heard of him. He's hot. Enough said. *drool*, but apart from that he's brilliant, will have to see if I can track down a CD or something.

Eddie's latest TV FLOP!


CHANNEL Nine's attempt to resurrect Eddie McGuire as the nation's premier TV game show host has come a cropper. Find out what happened here

Channel Nine's attempt to resurrect Eddie McGuire as the nation's premier TV game show host has come a cropper. Badly.

The McGuire-hosted 1 v 100 has failed miserably, with the game show pulled from its Friday evening timeslot after just two episodes.

The program was shown in Melbourne, while Sydney and Brisbane have the NRL on in that timeslot.

Nine had little choice but to yank the game-show from its schedule when it attracted just 199,000 viewers in his hometown of Melbourne last Friday.

It will be replaced with back-to-back Motorway Patrol - a New Zealand reality series about highways.

Nine had hoped to use 1 v 100, which has been on hiatus since 2007, to spearhead its bid to erode Channel 7's Friday night dominance.

But the game show was belted by Better Homes and Gardens, Seven's highest rating program of the week, with 408,000.

"It was only there to fill a hole," McGuire said of 1 v 100.

"We didn't do any publicity for it. It went as well as you could expect."

With 1 v 100 on the scrap heap and his week-long stint filling in for Tracy Grimshaw on A Current Affair over, McGuire said his next step would "all be announced in good time".

He laughed off rumours that he was leaving Nine to take over from Daryl Somers as host of Dancing With the Stars on rival network Seven.

"It's not what you would expect a Channel 9 person to be doing is it?" he said.

"Unless it was coming to Channel 9 I can't see that happening.

"I am not doing Big Brother either, so let's get that out of the way."

He said he would not be returning to host the AFL version of The Footy Show, as some had suggested.

"It already has two hosts and the only person missing at the moment is Sam (Newman) and I can't see myself doing that," he said.

1 v 100 is the latest in a long line of new game shows to flounder on commercial television in recent years.

The Power of 10, also on Nine, was axed after just two episodes. The Rich List, fronted by Andrew O'Keefe on Seven was pulled from Saturday nights when it didn't rate and much-hyped National Bingo Night was a flop. Ten's ConTest hosted by Andrew G was also a failure.

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

APRA Award Winners 2008


Song of the year: Straight Lines by Silverchair

Songwriter of the year: Daniel Johns

Breakthrough songwriter of the year: Sally Seltmann

Most played Australian work: Straight Lines by Silverchair

Dance work of the year: In Love Again by Rogue Traders

Urban work of the year: In The Basement by Jade MacRae

Country work of the year: Everything's Going to be Alright by Troy Cassar-Daley

Blues and roots work of the year: Good Excuse by The John Butler Trio

Most played Australian work overseas: Woman by Wolfmother

Jazz work of the year: Eucalypso by The Moovin' and Groovin' Orchestra

Ted Albert Award for outstanding services to Australian music: Roger Davies

Delta's bizarre sign of affection


It brings new meaning to a Love Spat, but Delta Goodrem and Brian McFadden revealed on Austereo this morning that they spit in each other’s faces as a sign of affection.
I’ll let that sink in for moment.

What started as a call-in segment about whether it is ever appropriate to spit in the street, ended shattering the wholesome image of Our Delta.

As the Adelaide morning crew merrily chatted and took calls about how gross public spitting is, guest Brian McFadden offered up his own story.

When he and Delta were courting and driving through Europe, they had a spitting game.

Delta would start it by casually lobbing a small load of spittle on Brian’s face. He’d return fire and the game would escalate until they were covered in phlegm.

“It was a sign of affection,” he told listeners.

Obviously someone in the morning crew thought this was just too far out, so they called Delta.

Yup, she giggled and confirmed the story. Oh the laughs. It was their very own quirky way of showing affection to one another.

Hear the audio of Delta and Brian talking about their affectionate gobbing at each other. (Biggest Loser fans note the familiar lisp of Cosi.)

Sure they still had the ‘sweetie’ and ‘darling’ and ‘honey’ and were laying it on during the phone exchange, but nothing topped the beatific image of Our Delta with a face full of gob.

Maybe I’m a bit squeamish. I shudder when I see people sucking each others face in public. A kiss is fine, sure, but when I see a couple on a train working their tongues, I just feel a bit Sunday Morning.

Then again, I don’t like hearing people’s little terms of endearment either. A colleague of mine broke off his engagement when his fiancĂ© persisted with the schnookums and constant name rhyming in a baby voice. He went up in my estimation after that.

I’ll leave the question of whether Delta and Brian’s sign of affection has merit, but also seek any other revolting signs of affection between couples that makes you want to hose them.




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I'm stepping out in my deadly red shoes

Stylin up coz I'm wearing something new.

Sorry for the lack of updates, to be honest I haven't really been bovvered. Anyway, a couple of weeks back I hauled my ass down to some place in Hawthorn to check out the joint Deni Hines/ Christine Anu gig. I've never been so excited in my entire life. I think I got a bit moist. Both girls are beyond fabulous and I just wanted to share the pics I got with Deni (who remembered me from last time she performed there) and Christine Anu, which despite popular belief is lovely!






Saturday, June 7, 2008

Tania Zaetta wins public apology over sex claims

DEFENCE chiefs have issued a humiliating apology to entertainer Tania Zaetta after rumours were spread that she had sex with Diggers during a goodwill tour.

Both the chief of defence, Air Chief Marshal Angus Houston, and Defence Secretary Nick Warner admitted that the organisation had mismanaged the controversy.

It began when a memo that contained sex claims was distributed to 96 people.

It was recalled four minutes later and the names removed.

Ms Zaetta has emphatically denied the rumours.

Rocker Angry Anderson, who was also on tour, has flatly denied claims he was the source of the allegations or that he had any knowledge of them. "I don't know where that came from," he told the Herald Sun last month.

A government source said the allegations had been made to Lt-Col Greg McCauley, who was commanding officer of the tour, and he is said to have immediately reported them.

During Senate Estimates hearings in Canberra yesterday, the head of defence public affairs, Brigadier Andrew Nikolic, admitted that the brief was distributed to more than 90 people.

Air Chief Marshal Houston told the hearing he was "absolutely appalled" by the scandal.

"I will obviously apologise and express my deep regret about any hurt she has suffered," he said.

"It was not well handled by us. I was absolutely appalled that the names were put out . . . and I regret the whole thing," he said.



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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Happy 40th Birthday Miss Kylie Minogue!

Monday, May 26, 2008

Tania Zaetta refuses 'sex with troops' allagations


Aussie Entertainer Tania Zaetta is under investigation by the Defence Department after an accusation that she had sex with Australian Soldiers during a 17-day concert tour of an Australian base in Iraq. Zaetta, also a Bollywood actress and former co-host of 90’s TV show Who Dares Wins, has strongly denied the allegations, calling them “hurtful and ridiculous”.

In promoting the tour, Zaetta is quoted as saying “I’m single at the moment, and there has been a lot of teasing that I am going into a very male dominated place where they haven’t seen girls for a long time.”

But of the accusations labelled in the Defence brief the star told News Limited, “That is the most ridiculous story I’ve ever heard about my life – and I’ve heard plenty over the years in this industry”.

She added, “it takes the cake. I’ve just done this most amazing life-changing experience, been to the most unbelievable places and for this to be said, it’s very hurtful.”

The Defence Department faces further embarrassment over the issue after it was revealed that they broke privacy rules by naming the Aussie star in their high level brief to Defence Minister Joel Fitzgibbon. The brief document included an unsubstantiated claim that the star had sex with special forces officers during the tour of the Australian Base in Tarin Kowt, and that the claim was apparently made by another Aussie touring with her, Angry Anderson.

According to News Limited, the Aussie rocker has denied making the sex allegations, saying that he was not “personal or petty dislikes, particularly when it could hamper or have a detrimental effect on a tour.” He went on to say while he doesn’t know Zaetta very well, as far as he was concerned, she “conducted herself in a very professional manner.”

The Defence Department says that tour personnel were briefed on its no fraternisation policy prior to the tour and it’s investigations will seek statements from all those involved.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Vanessa Amorosi - Rocking it with Melbourne's Underworld


VANESSA Amorosi could be Melbourne's own Frank Sinatra - a favourite performer of the mob - as The Shine songbird revealed she's sung at many underworld parties.

She performed at the $150,000 christening of convicted murderer Carl Williams and ex-wife Roberta Williams' daughter, Dhakota, at Crown five years ago.

"It was absolutely amazing," she told Nova radio yesterday.

"They had a room in the casino all done up.

"I remember at some point in the night during the show thinking no one will get up and dance and if I start singin' bad I'm just gonna get shot."

For Amorosi, who's most recent gangland gig was another christening on a boat cruise on the Yarra, it seems it's good being married to the mob.

"They spoil me rotten - I love it," she said. "They're the only clients that want you to eat and give you wine and are constantly catering and looking after you.

"I'm not used to this in showbiz. Usually it's like Amorosi and the band are here, take them to that room, get rid of them, hide them."

But Amorosi admits the arrangement could be up with only one bad performance.

"I was like, 'Let's make sure it's a killer show, guys, or it could be a killer ending'," she joked.


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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Daryl Sommers steals DWTS Logie



Daryl Somers has reportedly kept the Logie awarded to Dancing With The Stars as a souvenir, much to the horror of Channel Seven who fear they will never get it back.

Somers gladly accepted the award for most popular reality program, despite quitting the show in November last year.

He has since taken the silver trophy home — and his former employer Channel Seven fear he might hold onto it for good, News Ltd reports.

Somers sensationally quit the hit show after seven seasons last year, claiming he needed a change of direction.

He has already won three Gold Logies, and a multitude of silvers, in his 37 years of television.

Meanwhile, Stephen Curry has reportedly lost his own Logie after a night of celebratory partying.

Curry, who claimed the most outstanding actor award for his role as Graham Kennedy in The King, reportedly lost his statue at a private party in a hotel room and is yet to recover it.


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Monday, May 5, 2008

Logie Award winners



Gold Logie - Most Popular Personality on TV:
Kate Ritchie (Home and Away)

Silver Logie - Most Popular Actress:
Kate Ritchie (Home and Away)

Silver Logie - Most Popular Actor:
Chris Lilley (Summer Heights High)

Most Popular Light Entertainment Program:
Kath & Kim

Most Popular Presenter:
Rove McManus (Rove / Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?)

Most Popular Sports Program:
The Footy Show AFL

Most Popular New Female Talent:
Bindi Irwin (The Jungle Girl)

Most Popular New Male Talent:
Lincoln Lewis (Home and Away)

Most Popular Reality Program:
Dancing With The Stars

Most Popular Factual Program:
Bondi Rescue

Most Popular Lifestyle Program:
Better Homes and Gardens

Most Popular Australian Drama:
Home And Away

Silver Logie - Most Outstanding Drama Series, Miniseries or Telemovie:
Curtin

Silver Logie - Most Outstanding Actor:
Stephen Curry (The King)

Silver Logie - Most Outstanding Actress:
Alison Whyte (Satisfaction)

Most Outstanding News Coverage:
Garuda Plane Crash

Most Outstanding Public Affairs Report:
Some Meaning In This Life: Belinda Emmett

Most Outstanding Documentary:
Constructing Australia: The Bridge

Most Outstanding Factual Series:
Choir of Hard Knocks

Most Outstanding Comedy Program:
Summer Heights High

Most Outstanding Sports Coverage:
Supercheap Auto Bathurst 1000

Most Outstanding Children's Program:
Lockie Leonard

Graham Kennedy Award for Most Outstanding New Talent:
Tammy Clarkson (The Circuit)

Hall of Fame:
John Clarke

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Speaking of Minogues- I demand you all go out and buy Dannii's Club Disco

Show some support for Disco!



Disc 1
1. Touch Me Like That With Jason Nevins
2. Feel Like I Do ( Jca Remix )
3. Perfection ( Extended Mix ) With Soul Seekerz
4. You Wont Forget About Me ( Radio Edit ) With Flower Power
5. Love Fight
6. I'm Sorry
7. Gone
8. So Under Pressure ( Album Version )
9. Good Times ( Fouty Fours 7" Mix )
10. Sunrise
11. He's The Greatest Dancer ( Lmc Radio Edit )
12. I Can't Sleep At Night
13. I Will Come To You
14. I've Been Waiting For You
15. Round The World
16. Xanadu
17. You Wont Forget About Me ( Afterlife Lounge Mix Edit )
18. I Can't Sleep At Night ( Afterlife Lounge Mix )


Disc 2
1. Touch Me Like That ( Stonebridge Club Mix ) With Jason Nevins
2. He's The Greatest Dancer ( Shapeshifters Remix )
3. Perfection ( Seamus Haji & Paul Emmanuel Remix ) With Soul Seekerz
4. So Under Pressure ( Soul Seekerz Extended )
5. You Won't Forget About Me ( Discode Club Mix ) With Flower Power
6. I Can't Sleep At Night ( Kenny Hayes Sunshine Funk Mix )
7. Touch Me Like That ( Space Cowboy Mix ) With Jason Nevins
8. He's The Greatest Dancer ( Riff & Rays Remix )
9. Perfection ( Koishii & Hush Remix )

Kylie chucks in the towel on cracking the American market


In Europe and Australia, Kylie's seen as pop royalty, she's sold millions of albums, and a career in the entertainment industry spanning more than 20 years. Even so, it seems like none of this is good enough for the Americans. Countless TV interviews and performances, Kylie's latest album still only managed to sell 6000 copies. A massive flop, something Kylie is not used to, especially considering it stalled at 139 on the Billboard charts.

Seems now, there's nothing left to do but for Kylie to focus on her Kylie X 2008 World Tour, in which she snubs her home country of Australia.

It is nice to know that while Kylie is prepared to snub her home country, Dannii's back in OZ making the most of it. Could this be the end of Kylie and the rise of Dannii? As much as I love me some Kylie I've been utterly dissapointed with the whole X-era. I've been more excited than a shitty album of recycled Dannii tracks and mixes than I am about an album full of new stuff from Kylie. If only Dannii could have some of the chart $ucce$$ that Kylie's had over the years :(

Friday, May 2, 2008

Jess from the Veronicas, does she like a bit of lesbian action?


Or is she just jealous that twin sister Lisa hogged the limelight without her this week, as she announced her engagement to former Australian Idol, turned Neighbours hottie Dean Geyer?

Jess has caused a scene this week at the Sydney fashion festival snuggling up to lestastic MTV host Ruby Rose. It's not the first time either, the pair caused a scene earlier in the year at some other function where they both made out in the corner. According to reports, once the girls noticed they were being watched they put on more of a show. I hope there were chants of "we love lesbians" Jerry Springer style.

While yes, I'm glad that Ruby is out and proud regarding her sexuality, and whether Jess swings both ways is irrelivent, Ruby has revealed she's in a relationship (although her gf's parents don't know because her gf's parents don't even know she's a lesbian) and Jess is going out with I forget who he is, some guy in a band, the point is both girls are in a relationship and if they're interested in each other, then perhaps they should breakup with their respective partners, otherwise, engage in a fullon orgie and everyone will be happy.

who the fuck allowed Corey Delaney to son-rape the Beastie Boys?



I mean seriously. You've got to be joking! Words can't describe my utter disgust at this. I'm speechless. A classic song, like this turned into some shitty doof-doof piece of shit that the 18yo's who've just gotten their P's are going to have playing full-blast in their car on a Saturday night cruising up and down Chapel St, trying to pick up some poor girl with their "hey check me out, I'm like so cool!"

I want to punch Corey, seriously. I hope someone re-arranges his face next week when he goes into the Big Brother house as an intruder.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Naomi Robson set for TV comeback


YAY for Naomi!

I so can't wait to see this. Naomi will be returning to our screens on May 18th, hosting/narrating the new TV show Surf Patrol on ch:7. No idea what time this is as of yet, but considering it's a Sunday night, perhaps it will follow Gladiators?

Either way, I'm expecting this to be car-crash TV, as Naomi attempts to convince us that she's this sweet and caring person, and seriously who wouldn't believe her with quotes like this!

"I love the beach but am scared of deep water,'' she said.

"I remember being at Sorrento back beach when I was a kid and there were no flags out. I was at the water's edge and this freak wave came out of nowhere and dragged me into the water and my whole family had to jump into the water to get me. I was absolutely terrified.

"It reminds you how lucky we are to have surf lifesavers. They protect and look after us and are real heroes."



In the meantime, lets all appreciate one of my favourite Nomi moments.

The Return of Australia's Got Talent



Tuesday marked the return of Australia's Got Talent, and I must admit it was wonderful to have the fabulous Dannii back on our screens on a more somewhat permanant basis, as opposed to shoddy performances of Xanadu on It Takes Two (even if she did look fabulous)

Anyway, the point is that Dannii is back on our television screens and I hope everyone's tuning in.

Nikki Webster's dummy spit



OLYMPICS darling Nikki Webster has thrown a massive on-air wobbly at the wrong radio duo for sending up her rent-a-crowd 21st birthday party.

The former child star blasted Triple M's Wil Anderson and Anthony Lehmann, but their drive-time rivals, Hamish Blake and Andy Lee, should have been on the receiving end of the tantie.

Webster rang a confused Anderson and Lehmo on Tuesday to complain.

"So you thought you'd take the p--- the whole afternoon," she said.

"I was driving along and I thought, 'Oh my God, they're talking about me'. I'm kind of flattered that you're trying to find someone for my birthday."

Anderson replied: "This is a bit awkward, a bit weird. We'll have to sort this out off air."

Webster came of age yesterday, but is celebrating tomorrow night with a bash in conjunction with OK!.

The glossy mag has sent out invitations to talent managers Australia-wide asking if any of their clients would like to attend the event.

On Tuesday, Lee and Blake challenged each other to see who could lure the best guest with a fictional $1000 appearance fee.

Posing as PR reps, Blake secured the services of reality TV pin-up Krystal Forscutt through her agent Harry M. Miller, while Lee locked in rocker Jimmy Barnes via his management, IMG.

"Jimmy Barnes is in Thailand as well, so you know," the popette ranted.

"He was going to come, but thanks for doing my dirty work for me."

The penny dropped when Webster said her party conflicted with Friday's Logies Spit Roast - an event held each year by Blake and Lee.

Seeing her error, Webster updated her Facebook status later in the day: "Nikki can't believe Hamish and Andy spent a whole segment on the show trying to find people for my party."

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

I LOVE Trash TV!

I have become incresingly addicted to "My Kid's a Star". I love how these poor deluded parents think that by some stretch of the imagination that their kids can become famous.

On last week's episode there was a guest appearence by the Veronicas, which had one of the female teenage contestants orgasming on the spot. I got the feeling she was a huuuuuuuuuge fan. And then tonight Allysa-Jane Cook appeared giving the kids acting tips. It's hard to keep a straight face while watching this program, especially with Cameron Daddo hosting. His career went down the shitter rather quickly. What a fall from grace. I remember when he had a huge American career in front of him, having scored a gig on Melrose Place or Models Inc or something or other. At least he never had to appear in a Zoot Review ad or a Jo Beth Taylor video like his brothers though, so I think we can forgive him for that.

MY KID'S A STAR: Ch:9, Wednesday 7:30pm

I'm also loving Gladiators. Although it seriously lacks Mike Whitney and Tania Zaetta. The hilarious thing is trying to watch Olympia be bitchy. I don't think Tatiana has a bitchy bone in her body. I do love the costumes and the random makeup. My faves have to be Amazon, with that rediculous mohawk and Viper. The random blue wig is a fabulous touch.

GLADIATORS: ch:7, Sunday 6:30pm

Thursday, April 17, 2008

OH MY GOD! I HAVE A LOGIE!

I'm sorry I have to do this! I'll never get to do it again!


I wanted to take a moment to share with everyone out there in cyberspace this pure gem of a Logie Awards speech from the fabulous Natalie Blair when she won best new talent a couple of years back!

MTV's push for a dykalicious pash at the AMVA's on April 26th

The MTV Australia Awards are in 9 days and to be honest no one seems to even give a shit. I know I won't be home next Saturday night, I'll be off at a friend's Madonna "Hard Candy" Launch party and won't even have time to give a shit about the awards.

Having said that, I read with great amusment this morning in the Herald Sun that the organizers of the awards are trying to setup a reenactment of the infamous Madonna/Britney pash at the MTV Awards in 2003! Only this time it'll be between everyone's favourite MTV VJ Ruby Rose and Jess from the Veronicas! Hmmmmm, we all know that they've both already been there and done that last month when they got pissed and pashed at the Cleo Batchelor of the Year after party! Surely they organizers could find 2 new people to engage in this?

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Who Killed Sam? Part 2




Well last night poor Martha was arrested! They just can't do that, despite evidence that suggests otherwise. We all know Martha would never do such a thing!!!




Anyway, last night some forensic evidence came back, so the note was written on a pad from Martha's place (well actually it's not Martha's place, it's Roman's and I'm sure he referred to it as Martha's place!) and a random strand of Martha's hair was found in Sam's car. Again, this kind of doesn't prove a thing, as the hair could've been on someone else and fell off the clothing by the real person who planted the note.




I'll be interested to watch tonight, but either Sam wrote the note herself (well she WAS upstairs when Martha sprung her in the apartment) and swiped some of Martha's hair (ewwww) and planted it all in the car to set Martha up, or it was all Roman's doing. He killed Sam, then wrote the note, but had some of Martha's hair on his clothing which came off when he planted the note.




Or perhaps Sam and Roman are/were somehow involved together and the death was an accident?

Dannii's Diary from the Great walk to Beijing walk






Well...This Is It. I am embarking on a life changing journey that involves Cancer - but this is the first one I have chosen! I have had family and many friends who have survived this disease, and two dear friends that I have lost. Cancer seems to be more and more a part of everyone's life. Why? - I want to scream as loud as I can.

Everyone taking part in Great Walk to Beijing is on a personal mission - survivors, medics and others like me who have seen in close quarters this devastating illness.

Two flights from Melbourne I end up at the beautiful Ritz Carlton in Beijing. After checking in and meeting a few of the team, we hear a famous Jamaican called AJ singing in the lobby...but opera! It wasn't exactly what I was expecting to hear on my first visit to China....but it was "a yes from me" - this guy moves us with his vocal ability.

I ask him if he will join us on the walk, come meet Olivia and sing for her too. Apparently the wheels are in motion for AJ to meet us on the wall - so before I have even made my first sponsored steps, I have recruited a random.

A welcome nights sleep in a bed that is like a cloud, then we are up early to depart Beijing - a city of 16 million people with smog thick enough it cuts the view of the sun.

Our first flight lands in Xian. We touch down briefly enough to reboard a flight to Jiayuguan. We are now in Western China in a desert city that seems positively deserted.

After two days of non stop travel, I am over air transport and can't wait to get my walking boots on a ‘Get physical'!





Love and Dim Sum from Disco Dannii in China x

Tip of the day: carry toilet paper - you will never find that in the public toilets

Fact of the day: 8 is a lucky number and 'Eggplant' is what they say in Chinese when they take happy snaps - like we say "cheese"

Weigh In: 48.5kilos

(with thanks to the Herald Sun for the post)

Friday, April 11, 2008

Shane Warne gets a small dose of karma

Cricket legend Shane Warne has crashed his luxury Mercedes into a Melbourne tram — and a local man caught it on camera.
Warne was travelling through a roundabout at Middle Park, in inner Melbourne, about 5pm yesterday when his black Mercedes crashed into the 112 city-bound tram.
Video footage of the incident was captured by local resident Tim Rose and obtained by National Nine News

Mr Rose said he heard the tram's bell ring from his nearby flat followed by the sound of screeching brakes and then a loud crash.
"I was just filming my three-month old boy Toshan and heard the ding, ding, ding and the crash," the Daily Telegraph newspaper quoted him saying.
"That's when I looked up and saw Shane Warne's car, the Mercedes, spin out of control.
"He brought it to a halt, just missing a car that was parked."
Mr Rose's own video footage records his surprised reaction when he discovers the driver's identity. "I think it's Shane Warne," he says after zooming in on the accident scene.
Warne is seen exchanging details with the tram driver and giving him an autograph.

"He spoke to the tram driver, gave his autograph and drove off," Mr Rose said.
A spokeswoman for Warne confirmed to The Age newspaper the cricketer was involved in a crash where a "tram ran into the back of him".
But a Yarra Trams spokesman told the newspaper that trams have the right of way on roundabouts.

Mr Rose, a Hare Krishna devotee, said he plans to sell shards of Warne's broken brake lights on an online auction and give the proceeds to a Krishna food charity.
There was no damage to the tram and no one was injured in the incident, but it did result in a five-minute delay for trams on the 112 route.

SOURCE + FOOTAGE

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Appreciating: Bec Cartwright's stunningly poptastic album!




I admit it. I'm not afraid to say that I love myself some Bec Cartwright! This album is totally poptastic, 3 smash-hit singles were released from this CD, and honestly it had the potential to be so much more. As a result, I wanted to take this oppertunity to upload the album for you so you can all appreciate this little gem. I believe the CD is out of print, hence my uploading of the CD, however if it turns out that it IS still in print, then I am quite happy to remove the link.



It was released in Australia on June 16th 2003 and featured the 3 smash-hit singles All Seats Taken, On The Borderline and A Matter of Time. My personal favourite on the CD however is the popalicious "Drive By" which I think is criminal it wasn't released!


The videos were equally poptastic All Seats Taken featured Bec dancing around a bowling alley, On The Borderline looked like a scene out of BMX Bandits or something, and A Matter of Time, which is my personal fave shows Bec wandering around Sydney Airport looking lost. At least I assume it's Sydney Airport. I can't imagine Bec going overseas specifically to shoot a video in an airport. You can see the video below:






Overall, Bec shows us what pure, fun pop is all about!


I pray to God on a daily basis that The Bec will release a followup album, but since Lleyton seems to be the kind of person who likes to be in control, I very much doubt this is going to happen. Perhaps one day she'll return to Home and Away!


Bec Cartwright: Tracklisting


01. On The Borderline
02. All That Glitters
03. A Matter of Time
04. All Seats Taken
05. Meant To Be
06. Drive By
07. What's Got Into You?
08. Falling
09. Need a Little Love
10. He's Yours



Holly Brisley's stunning comeback... as a cartoon character


It's a shame we won't get to physically see the sexpot that is Holly Brisley, however it is nice to know that she's not out of work since she was last spotted on Home and Away in a brief cameo earlier in the year.

Holly will be playing one of four main characters in the cartoon and voice recording finished in December, followed by screening next year.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Support the Aussie Entertainers on Livvy's 'Great Wall of China' walk thingie!

Get behind your favourite Aussie celebrity and sponser them to help find a cure for cancer! Watch as such celebs such as Joanna Griggs, Angela Bishop, Annalise Braakensiek, Samantha Reilly and Richard Wilkins to name a few take on the Great Wall!

Of course, if you want to sponser Dannii on this walk, she's being a traitor and walking alongside 'Team UK'. Or maybe she was dumped in the 'Team UK' team because Australia has enough walkers and no one really wants to listen to her promoting her upcoming release. As much as I love Dannii, I don't think I could cope spending the whole day walking alongside her going on about "now, Nathan has confirmed that my latest CD, Club Disco is released on April 19th, however my Australian record company, Centeral Station are confirming a release date of May 9th!"

Although, it is great to see that Dannii is the 5th most sponsered celebrity overall!

http://www.greatwalktobeijing.com/index.html

Flop Tart Natalie Imbruglia - First look at her new movie



HER hair might be a mousy brown mess and in need of deep conditioning, but Natalie Imbruglia's role in South Australian-made movie Elise is still likely to turn heads.

The first official picture of the new-and-improved, twice-as-serious Imbruglia has been released ahead of a marketing push for the Cannes Film Festival next month.

Given that work is continuing on the film's editing and soundtrack, it's unlikely that the production company, Essential Pictures, will be showing anyone more than a few clips of the $2.4 million movie at Cannes.

But it'll be hoping Imbruglia's popularity as a singer helps it stitch up international deals.

Elise is an adaptation of Adelaide author Georgia Blain's novel, Closed for Winter, and was shot over five weeks late last year.

Imbruglia plays the withdrawn and quiet Elise Silverton.


- From The Herald Sun

The Kyle Sandilands vs Rove plot thickens.



It has emerged today in a Melbourne newspaper, that the outburst by Kyle on Sydney radio the other day may very well have been prompted by the rumour circulating that Rove had a brief fling with Tamara "Splinter" Jabar before Rove hooked up with Belinda Emmett! Of course, this claim comes from a "source" close to Rove who of course denies any kind of relationship with Tamara (I would too...), and Kyle claims that Tamara is not the reason why he dislikes Rove so much.Kyle reckons it's because he (Kyle) made a comment at one point he wanted to do a late night TV show and as a result Rove instantly disliked him. I'm sure that's reason enough to dislike someone. Maybe Roves thinks the same as the rest of Australia? Kyle's a fuckwit that NOBODY likes. Personally I'm sure Tamara doesn't like him much, except that maybe he's a dynamo in the sack or is really good at oral?

Rove on the otherhand is too much of a gentlemen!

Dannii's Club Disco - Released May 3rd! Central Station Records Confirms!



Nathan Confirmz is wrong yet again, and as usual he tries to tell you otherwise. According to CS, the release date is officially May 3rd. I love Nathan really, but at the end of the day I think he needs to try and remember that all he is is Dannii's webmaster, NOT her manager, NOT her PA, her webmaster and a good friend. If he wants to be more influential, I suggest he goes and talks to William Baker and see if he can get some ideas.

However, back to the topic at hand. It's going to be quite an exciting couple of months for Dannii, at the moment she's off wandering around China somewhere, last week she was seen with her tits hanging out while in America joining Kylie on the promotional trail for her album X, PLUS when Dannii gets home to Australia, not only has she got a new album out, she's going to be a busy little beaver by going on the promotional trail, performing on national TV (rumoured to be the finale of It Takes Two AND Dancing With The Stars and singing the Livvy classic, Xanadu) but it's not all, she'll be back reprising her role as judge on the craptacular TV Show 'Australia's Got Talent'

PHEW! Dannii's going to be such a busy girl she's gonna need 6months holiday after all this!



You can check out the Pop Trash Addicts Blog for the hilarious interview Mikey had with some guy from CS Records in regards to Club Disco, AKA Club Dildo.



The tracklisting is follows:

CD ONE
01. TOUCH ME LIKE THAT with Jason Nevins
02. FEEL LIKE I DO (JCA Remix)
03. PERFECTION with Soul Seekerz
04. YOU WON'T FORGET ABOUT ME with Flower Power
05. LOVE FIGHT
06. I'M SORRY
07. GONE
08. SO UNDER PRESSURE
09. GOOD TIMES (Forty Four's 7" Mix)
10. SUNRISE
11. HE'S THE GREATEST DANCER (LMC Radio Edit)
12. I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT
13. I WILL COME TO YOU
14. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
15. ROUND THE WORLD
16. XANADU
17. YOU WON'T FORGET ABOUT Me (Afterlife Lounge Mix Edit)
18. I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT (Afterlife Lounge Mix)

CD TWO: BONUS REMIX DISC
01. TOUCH ME LIKE THAT with Jason Nevins (Stonebridge Club Mix)
02. HE’S THE GREATEST DANCER (Shapeshifters Remix)
03. PERFECTION with Soul Seekerz (Seamus Haji & Paul Emmanuel Remix)
04. SO UNDER PRESSURE (Soul Seekerz Extended)
05. YOU WON’T FORGET ABOUT ME with Flower Power (Discode Club Mix)
06. I CAN’T SLEEP AT NIGHT (Kenny Hayes Sunshine Funk Mix)
07. TOUCH ME LIKE THAT with Jason Nevins (Space Cowboy Remix)
08. HE’S THE GREATEST DANCER (Riffs & Rays Remix)
09. PERFECTION with Soul Seekerz (Koishii & Hush Remix)
10. SO UNDER PRESSURE (Steve Pitron Remix)

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Matt Corby: Wedding Singer



They went to the same church in Adelaide and both went far in Australian Idol, now Guy Sebastian has personally selected Idol loser Matt Corby to sing at his wedding, when he weds longtime girlfriend Jules in the next month.

I'm sure the night will be filled with church hymns, and good on them, each to their own, at least they're not in your face about their religion. Although I still don't buy the fact that they're still virgins... come on, seriously!

My main concern is, I wonder if the Young Beavers are invited and whether they'll do what they did to poor Rikki Lee when she got married last year and never bother to turn up?

Kylie Minogue reveals Breast Cancer misdiagnosis

Australia's favourite pop princess Kylie Minogue speaks for the first time about being misdiagnosed with breast cancer in the leadup to the European leg of the 'Showgirl Tour' of 2005 and as a result went ahead with the tour under the assumption everything was fine.


Who Killed Sam Holden?


It's been no secret that I've always been a Neighbours girl, as opposed to Home and Away, however, this year I've gotten addicted to Home and Away, because lets face it, I think the whole of Australia wanted to find out who Milco really was. As a result, I'm now more addicted to Home and Away, than Neighbours and don't really find myself too distressed if I miss out on the latest going on in Erinsborough. The same can't be said for the latest happenings in Summer Bay, however, and even though I now know who/what Milco is and Sally has left- there's nothing I love than a good murder mystery!

So far there's the three main suspects...

- Jack Holden (the husband): OK, so his wife hid the guy who tried to kill Sally, lied about it, then when he tried to attack a couple of people, she belted him over the head with a cricket bat and then while he was lying in a hospital bed she poisoned him (I guess working in a hospital has its advantages). To make matters worse, Sam threatened to tell the police about how Jack stole evidence to protect his ex-wife Martha!. Did Sam forget that Jack IS a police officer? or is that the whole intent? to ruin his career?

- Martha McKenzie (the ex-wife): so it's blatently obvious Jack is still desperatly in love with Martha, and if I was Sam I'd be pretty pissed off to knowing my husband is still pining for his ex and probably thinks about her while we're having sex. And it's obvious that Martha still loves Jack as well... did she kill Sam in order to save herself? or is it to save the career of the man she truly loves?

- Jazz Curtis (the friend) so Jazz wanted to get into whats-his-face's pants and enlisted the help of Sam to make sure it happened. Of course it didn't happen and I'd be upset about that. Could Jazz be capable of killing someone for a couple of hundred bucks? Jazz strikes me as the kind of person who'd fret if she broke a nail, so I don't really see that happening!


The plot thickens, and to be honest I'm expecting this storyline to be a complete fizzer, but still it makes for fantastic viewing!

Tune into ch:7 tonight at 7pm to watch all the action on Home and Away!

Vanessa Amorosi is PERFECT!

This really should've been her comeback single, as opposed to 'Kiss Your Mama'. It's so radio friendly and I've heard it flogged to death here in Melbourne.

The video is quite sex too, especially the random stripping and rolling around in the sand!



So I demand each and everyone of you to check out websites/stores like and pick yourselves up a copy of Vanessa Amorosi's 'Perfect' !

Monday, April 7, 2008

Lara Bingle stops traffic- in more ways than one!


One now assumes Lara Bingle doesn't know how to fill up her petrol tank, after it was revealed in today's newspaper that her car ran out of petrol while driving along a busy Sydney road.


Things get better, as Lara rings fiance and Australian cricketer Michael 'Pup' Clarke to come and help her out. Clarke, 27, went to a petrol station and bought fuel and a jerry can and returned to the model's car to fill it up.


All the while Lara stood, watching with her arms folded and after the car still failed to start, she continued to stand here as poor Clarky had to push the 4-wheel drive down the middle of a busy road! At least this picture shows he was putting his cricketing training to good use and received a little help with some of the locals!
Witnesses claim Pup didn't look too happy, and afterwards, both were seen driving off in opposite directions.

Michael and Lara might be Australia's answer to Posh and Becks, but thankfully Posh has the brain capacity

Welcome to the Confessions of a Trashtastic Aussie Blog!

Well blogging seems to be all the rage, so I figure what better way to do a blog than taking the piss out of my favourite Australian celebrities! YAY!

For those who don't know me, my name is Natalie I'm 25 and I live in the land downunder. Melbourne to be exact!

I don't really know what else to add here, but hopefully you find the Australian celebs as trashy as I do, and if you're not from Australia, well I hope you enjoy reading all about them and fall in love with them like I have.

Nat xx